What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 03:13

From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?